A current classic.
‘nuff said.
Dayman
Fighter of the Nightman
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Valet parking: Now accepting credit cards -
No cash for the valet? This definitely has happened to us.
Cartman v. The Dog Whisperer -
So apparently, South Park was not that far off the mark!
Check out this NYTimes article on the same premise: Becoming the Alpha Dog in Your Own Home
Um … are you that desperate? Is your love for Spiderman so strong that you can’t even think of using a mainstream dating site? Is your self esteem that low (keep in mind they use the good photos for the ad)?
Dey took er jobz!
Ha ha FU Palin! (via theinternetaccordingtoadrian)
LAWL. Or one of those gold statue guys who poses in the streets for $$.
This is the most hilarious review I have ever read…
“Speaking of Jacob - he’s the one redeeming factor in this film. Especially if you’re a pedophile; Jacob and his buddies spend approximately 90% of the movie topless, exposing their supple boyflesh.”
this is my fave part (~*spoiler alert*~):
“In this film Edward plans to force the ruling vampire council to kill him by breaking the vamp law of exposing himself to the world by walking in sunlight. Real question: Why would anyone who saw him sulking about sparkling in the noon sun think he was a vampire? They’d just think he was an extra in a Lady Gaga video.”
School Employee Loses Job Over Vulgar Comment Online -
This looks like a job for 4chan!
Don’t forget the dirty battery!